
TSA Worker Has Penis Envy Issues…
May 8, 2010…that were triggered by the oh-so-practical airport body scanners:
A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who’d made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.
Oh, noes…*sigh* You just know that this is just the beginning. Soon enough, a “best of” compilation is going to be made, uploaded to the internet, and some guy’s going to be made the scapegoat, and the government will continue to use the scanners.
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